How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger
Wanna go clubbin tonight?
and i don’t mean dancing,
I mean up to the roof and killing rats.
I wish instead of cards people just came over and have gave me blowjobs
Happy valentimes here’s your blowjob
I need to get laid.