How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

Wanna go clubbin tonight?
and i don’t mean dancing,
I mean up to the roof and killing rats.

I wish instead of cards people just came over and have gave me blowjobs

Happy valentimes here’s your blowjob

I need to get laid.